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Tongue Twisters (I)
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and wood chuck wood.
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Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
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Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
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Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
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Two tried and true tridents
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Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
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How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
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Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
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Black background, brown background.
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Very well, very well, very well ...
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Tie twine to three tree twigs.
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Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
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Three short sword sheaths.
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Caution: Wide Right Turns
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How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
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What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor!
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The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
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Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
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He threw three free throws.
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Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
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How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
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If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
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Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
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Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
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John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had";
"had had" had had his master's approval.
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Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
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The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
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As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue. |
