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来源:趣味英语     2006-4-25 11:59:00
 

 I have a great idea for something to waste space in

 this newsgroup.  We could try writing some messages

 that are naturally right-justified.  Also, if we do

 something as silly as that, we could also try posts

 that are self-referential like this one.  You might

 think that writing self-referential right-justified

 posts would be difficult, but I am writing this one

 with very little effort.  The trick is to just make

 sure that you keep an eye on how many spaces remain

 at the end of each line as you approach it.  If you

 think your current line of thought will go past the

 end, then try to rephrase the sentence to make sure

 that it ends at the exact point you want it to.  It

 really isn't very difficult.  Soon you will start a

 habit of making all of your documents perfectly fit

 within a given margin.  One problem is that you may

 be unable to rephrase the sentence so that it stays

 within the right margin.  If that happens, you must

 remove the sentence and come up with another one to

 put in its place.  After all, the format is usually

 more important than the content of a message.  This

 is obviously true with this message, because it has

 almost no content, but the style is so amazing that

 it forces you to read through this message ignoring

 the fact that it says next to nothing.  Now, I will

 do something different.  I will start to shrink the

 right margin by one so that it starts to head back

 towards the beginning of the line.  See, there is

 so much that you can do with the style of a post

 without worrying about the content.  I actually

 have no more ideas to put in this stupid post,

 but I must keep typing until I finally get to

 the left side of the screen and end with one

 letter.  I still have a long way to go, but

 I'm starting to get the hang of not paying

 attention to content and concentrating on

 the shape of the text.  My words seem to

 just flow out into this beautiful empty

 article.  I try to make sure that I do

 not make typos or errors with grammar

 because they might make it look like

 I am cheating.  Well, it is getting

 close to the left side.  Less than

 forty more lines to go and I will

 be done with this message.  This

 is starting to get very boring,

 but it is still not very tough

 to do.  I think that it might

 get more difficult once I am

 closer to the end.  Well, I

 guess I will find out in a

 short time, since the end

 is approaching.  It does

 seem to be getting more

 difficult, requiring a

 more complete look at

 the line.  I seem to

 be using words that

 are smaller.  This

 might not be easy

 now.  It is much

 more common for

 me to delete a

 sentence.  It

 is almost at

 the end.  I

 can see it

 is almost

 the end.

 Dumb is

 what I

 think

 this

 end

 is

 !

 

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