By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy, if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher --- Socrates

　　务必要结婚，娶个好女人，你会很快乐，娶个坏女人，你会成为哲学家(苏格拉底的老婆是著名的悍妇)

　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.

　　婚姻是这样一所学校：男人失去了学士学位，女人获得了硕士学位(bachelor也有单身汉的意思，master也有征服者的含义)